tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post1331829574740826769..comments2023-11-03T08:04:49.280-04:00Comments on Rambling Toward Clarity : Writer's Workshop: Dear SantaDianehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16637670293642285740noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-83404605692062566482008-12-20T09:11:00.000-05:002008-12-20T09:11:00.000-05:00Diane,That's some great writing. What can I say bu...Diane,<BR/><BR/>That's some great writing. What can I say but "Thanks"!<BR/><BR/>But you got me thinking. Maybe Santa wants you to be miserable, to feed your creative spirit with, so that you can bring some entertainment and joy to the rest of us. I don't know what to say! I want you to be happy and to have the perfect presents and the perfect relationship etc - but.. this stuff you come out with is good! You see my dilemma? Oh well, never mind... have one more try with Santa (after all, he's not Rob is he?) - as the Stones sorta said, you may not get what you want but if you try hard you might get what you need. The question I guess is how hard are you willing to try...?<BR/><BR/>[Tom - I had a Chopper too! It didn't last long in the streets and kerbs of South London. It was replaced by a Grifter and the rentals (parents) were forgiven!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-5434408217306346492008-12-19T11:00:00.000-05:002008-12-19T11:00:00.000-05:00Oooooh, I started a book yesterday that reminded m...Oooooh, I started a book yesterday that reminded me of you. You like David Sedaris, right? Have you read his Christmas book, Holidays on Ice? I think you'd appreciate the humor. :)Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01783379570693055648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-18836939105400241492008-12-19T05:46:00.000-05:002008-12-19T05:46:00.000-05:00Great humorous piece. You know, that big old fat m...Great humorous piece. <BR/>You know, that big old fat man has been crossing people off his list for so long ---I wonder how he likes a taste of his own medicine?C Woodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13053858627632648020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-15759420104361399342008-12-19T04:13:00.000-05:002008-12-19T04:13:00.000-05:00I hope you have a very merry Christmas, that Santa...I hope you have a very merry Christmas, that Santa brings you everything you deserve and that it doesn’t take too long to work off the effects of Christmas dinner.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for being part of what has been a fascinating year for me.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-29286451516249505532008-12-19T01:17:00.000-05:002008-12-19T01:17:00.000-05:00Haha. Can be hard to make the kids happy!!! Banana...Haha. Can be hard to make the kids happy!!! Banana bike indeed. I bet it was super cute. My kid this evening: Santa is bringing me an iPod, cell phone, alarm clock and computer. Uh, yeah, get a grip little one o' mine.Red Cup Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10528618871406022477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-9732092807414107152008-12-18T23:40:00.000-05:002008-12-18T23:40:00.000-05:00Dear God woman, you must know how hilarious you ar...Dear God woman, you must know how hilarious you are. And now, for some weird reason, on behalf of you.....I wanna kick Santa's Ass.<BR/><BR/>I'll do it. You don't know what a hard ass I am. <BR/><BR/>Santa...you bastard, bring it. Charmaine is coming to get you. All 115 lbs of her. <BR/><BR/>Grrrr. <BR/><BR/>At least you know someone fought for you. Sleep well. hee heeCharmainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17949679256019432906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-57084352907001022552008-12-18T20:18:00.000-05:002008-12-18T20:18:00.000-05:00You have some serious issues here. Really funny st...You have some serious issues here. Really funny stuff. The "gimpy elf with a wall-eye and a flatulence problem lying around somewhere" comment was priceless. (The whole letter is a gem.) Love your attitude.Sometimes Sophiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10053598560687202583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-73624375824414431272008-12-18T17:57:00.000-05:002008-12-18T17:57:00.000-05:00you didnt hold back, did you? LOLwell, I suppose t...you didnt hold back, did you? LOL<BR/><BR/>well, I suppose this break-up is for the best. vaginal itching. HA HA HALa Pixiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09805811662209848205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-85915527133397707702008-12-18T17:19:00.000-05:002008-12-18T17:19:00.000-05:00I don't mean to be an ass (OK, not entirely at lea...I don't mean to be an ass (OK, not entirely at least) but the idea of someone yelling about vaginal itching across a store is hilarious to me. Hey, I never once claimed to have a normal sense of humour. <BR/><BR/>Overall loved your letter, ma'am.Kendallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11222710883489615177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-3328905099079319942008-12-18T15:08:00.000-05:002008-12-18T15:08:00.000-05:00Well, SOMEone's got a little post-flu crankiness, ...Well, SOMEone's got a little post-flu crankiness, doesn't she?<BR/>I can't believe you would blame that poor guy for green duck shoes. And was Santa dragging you up the aisle? However... you do have a point with the yeast infection... them's NASTY!<BR/>I do think you could stop yelling at me, but I WOULD like the oomplete cusser's guide to signing. Please. Soon.Jane!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12804142964805900278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-70906358212587505102008-12-18T13:39:00.000-05:002008-12-18T13:39:00.000-05:00you are A.W.E.S.O.M.E.That Santa Letter kicked A$$...you are A.W.E.S.O.M.E.<BR/><BR/>That Santa Letter kicked A$$!<BR/><BR/>Glad you are feeling better!Kate P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16449065722698585220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-74728187142025622912008-12-18T13:28:00.000-05:002008-12-18T13:28:00.000-05:00Gasping for air ... DAMN that was funny! I'm prett...Gasping for air ... DAMN that was funny! I'm pretty sure I'm through with the fat man too. Every year you spend hours circling the exact thing in the JCP book and he still couldn't get it right ... hmpf.Conniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12625167400178091316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-83571530414746018772008-12-18T12:02:00.000-05:002008-12-18T12:02:00.000-05:00wow, santa had it out for you. I asked him one yea...wow, santa had it out for you. I asked him one year for black nail polih and he brought it AND green and blue. Your mom must have been sending in her Santa bill late. lolSam_I_amhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16556492217352199922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-19473000348563754292008-12-18T10:54:00.000-05:002008-12-18T10:54:00.000-05:00Funny, but...Who is Rhonda and what was the Big Li...Funny, but...<BR/><BR/>Who is Rhonda and what was the Big Lie? <BR/><BR/>I sense some good stories there.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08511672224216083343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-45463452208639635032008-12-18T10:04:00.000-05:002008-12-18T10:04:00.000-05:00alls i can say is that if santa gets vaginal itchi...alls i can say is that if santa gets vaginal itching, we are in FAR greater trouble than anyone has ever cared to imagine. <BR/>and even when i was little i knew that there was no way in hell that he could ever make it down any chimney. i mean, look at the size of the guy. maye i was too literal. and that might've put me on the bad list. who knows... i'm with you though. no thanks pal. i'll make my own list and check it twice thankyouverymuch.justsomethoughts...https://www.blogger.com/profile/05778254901832542234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-53501748975567090472008-12-18T09:53:00.000-05:002008-12-18T09:53:00.000-05:00Geez Diane! You are turning out some seriously goo...Geez Diane! You are turning out some seriously good and funny stuff lately! Meaness and anger and grumpiness suit you! I LOVED this! Best....letter...to...Santa....EVER. (That is supposed to be like that comic book guy on the Simpsons.) You rock!Jennershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044537551139633301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-66821173395190823022008-12-18T09:12:00.000-05:002008-12-18T09:12:00.000-05:00Holy crap, Diane. That was the funniest thing I've...Holy crap, Diane. That was the funniest thing I've ever read. "Go peddle your ho hos to some other shmuck." Best line ever written. <BR/>And I LOVE that after chewing his butt into tomorrow, you signed, "Love Always". Priceless.<BR/>Thanks for all the laughs!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01783379570693055648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-69477378646272514632008-12-18T08:29:00.000-05:002008-12-18T08:29:00.000-05:00You put the fear of God into me, you really do. I'...You put the fear of God into me, you really do. I'm scared as hell even writing a comment here...<BR/><BR/>Remember the old Raleigh Chopper? It had three gears and everyone had one - at least the boys did (the girls had banana bikes as you mentioned). I got the Raleigh Tomahawk that had no gears and I spent a year building up my leg muscles keeping up with everyone else. I've never forgiven my parents for that blunder although they're forgiven for everything else!Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07917420597770463210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-45494884957088761282008-12-18T07:34:00.000-05:002008-12-18T07:34:00.000-05:00Well it's about time someone puts this guy in his ...Well it's about time someone puts this guy in his place. I'm not to thrilled with the "sees you when your sleeping" we have laws about that kinds of stuff around here. <BR/><BR/>Santa is, dare I say, a stalkerAmy McMeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14020147028703666774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-43685519857967022872008-12-18T05:43:00.000-05:002008-12-18T05:43:00.000-05:00LOL Diane, you and Santa really have some unresolv...LOL Diane, you and Santa really have some unresolved issues.;)) If I see the guy, I will put in a good word for you; you know I have my connections being close to the North Pole and all.;))Zuzanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02137958790178864561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-3430113365815145742008-12-18T01:23:00.000-05:002008-12-18T01:23:00.000-05:00Awww, poor Santa Paws. I kinda like the guy. He al...Awww, poor Santa Paws. I kinda like the guy. He always gets me what I want, but I know that mum was seriously mentally scarred when she didn't get Tiny Tears - so I do have some empathy;)Henry the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14338889319568692778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-62495463333937321782008-12-17T23:47:00.000-05:002008-12-17T23:47:00.000-05:00AHAHAHAHAHHA!I love it...So many quotable lines......AHAHAHAHAHHA!<BR/><BR/>I love it...<BR/><BR/>So many quotable lines...<BR/><BR/>"We're done, Fat boy..."<BR/><BR/>"What.Ever."<BR/><BR/>I needed this laugh today my friend,<BR/><BR/>Lotsa Love, MMaithrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17039947095595430108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-8505311890210183742008-12-17T22:29:00.000-05:002008-12-17T22:29:00.000-05:00I meant Rob....not Ron I don't know who Ron is?I meant Rob....not Ron I don't know who Ron is?Ronda's Rantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06847830394540205074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-33576834586835866262008-12-17T22:28:00.000-05:002008-12-17T22:28:00.000-05:00Uh...Do I know this Rhonda chick?Dear God what did...Uh...Do I know this Rhonda chick?<BR/>Dear God what did you do to her?<BR/>I know Ron was a jerk off but look what you got out of that deal...just about the cutest daughter ever!!!<BR/>Love you, Ronda<BR/>PS I can't beleive you called Santa a Fat Boy...Man o Man!Ronda's Rantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06847830394540205074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422526707436212403.post-80597706393532503322008-12-17T22:12:00.000-05:002008-12-17T22:12:00.000-05:00Oh well done. I think you need to see Irish's post...Oh well done. I think you need to see Irish's post about Santa...it's about 3rd one down (they're short). WARNING: don't have any liquids in your mouth during the reading of this post...<BR/><BR/>http://irishcatholicpottymouthdeux.blogspot.com/♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.com