... because if you ramble long enough, you'll get to where you're going...
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
Told Ya...
I stand by my assertion that not all babies are cute...
Hehe, you know what? Me and P were just a few days ago in a fantasy/role-playing store where they sold similar pacifiers, except with fangs (like on a vampire!), it was very funny and unusual. This is funny as well, maybe even more as it looks so real.;))
Unlike Heather though, I totally understand why a parent would do that to a kid and take a picture. Think into the future, think 16, think showing their friends the picture when the teen attitude rears its ugly head. I only WISH I'd had a pacifier like that when my girls were small.
18 year-old Charles Martin of St. Louis brutally murdered his parents this morning after finding a baby picture of himself with a buck-toothed pacifier. St. Louis District Attorney James Sullivan says that no charges will be filed against Mr. Martin, as the DA doubts he could find a jury that would convict him.
That is such a cruel pacifier to give an infant, as if they don't go through enough trauma later when they reach their teens and worry about body image and so on... Who would do that?
Thinking of that, Diane, how can I go back and do something to Hisself at that age so that I can get enough humiliation satisfaction now that he has reached those Troublesome Terrorist Teen years?!
I should have taken more nyekkid bath-time hearth-rug pics, I knew it! Love to you, D! x
There it is: the fake teeth thing. Guaranteed he is peeing his pants at the same time. Go read this (my friend's blog post, and I just think she is hilarious, you might too): sorry you might have to cut and paste. Seriously. Go read. As a mom, if for no other reason, you will apopreciate this post. http://twokidsthreecats.blogspot.com/2009/04/blood-in-water.html
18 comments:
Wait a minute, where did you get that photo? I though my mum had promised to keep never to let it out into the public domain.
baby Bubba!
Dang!
LMAO!!!!
THANK U!!!!
I needed that laugh!
Hehe, you know what? Me and P were just a few days ago in a fantasy/role-playing store where they sold similar pacifiers, except with fangs (like on a vampire!), it was very funny and unusual.
This is funny as well, maybe even more as it looks so real.;))
See...I do think he's cute...he will need expensive orthodontics but he's still cute! :)
Aww... now why would a parent do that to a child?? So mean!!! Poor kid. :)
Damn! That actually scared me a little!
Unlike Heather though, I totally understand why a parent would do that to a kid and take a picture. Think into the future, think 16, think showing their friends the picture when the teen attitude rears its ugly head. I only WISH I'd had a pacifier like that when my girls were small.
I beg to differ!
News Item, June 5, 2027:
18 year-old Charles Martin of St. Louis brutally murdered his parents this morning after finding a baby picture of himself with a buck-toothed pacifier. St. Louis District Attorney James Sullivan says that no charges will be filed against Mr. Martin, as the DA doubts he could find a jury that would convict him.
Haha, Jake had a pacifier like that. We like to call those his 16 year-old blackmail pics.
Oh i see what you mean. His head is awfully round.
Ha!
I think that baby is adorably cute!!!
The baby is cute, but that is one ugly pacifier. ♡
I bet some people think they are real! ;-)
That is such a cruel pacifier to give an infant, as if they don't go through enough trauma later when they reach their teens and worry about body image and so on... Who would do that?
Thinking of that, Diane, how can I go back and do something to Hisself at that age so that I can get enough humiliation satisfaction now that he has reached those Troublesome Terrorist Teen years?!
I should have taken more nyekkid bath-time hearth-rug pics, I knew it! Love to you, D! x
oh my gosh, I SO need to get a few of those for friends!!! LOL.....
There it is: the fake teeth thing. Guaranteed he is peeing his pants at the same time. Go read this (my friend's blog post, and I just think she is hilarious, you might too): sorry you might have to cut and paste. Seriously. Go read. As a mom, if for no other reason, you will apopreciate this post. http://twokidsthreecats.blogspot.com/2009/04/blood-in-water.html
I laughed out loud today reading this.
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