I had stuff to say today (I'm sure I did) but... well... I ate my keyboard. And I actually have work to do, so it's an even bigger issue.
I tried to stop at the F keys, as I never really use those... but... well... I have no willpower. I know... I suck. My new keyboard will be here tomorrow. I promise not to eat it. And to come up with something witty and (somewhat) intelligent to post about. Well... OK... I promise just to come up with something to post about.