I have a confession to make. The guilt I've been feeling has been weighing on me for a few days now and I can't keep my evil deeds under wraps any longer.
In the past 3 days I have...
... flushed 4 ticks down the toilet.
... pummeled 256 mosquitoes into bloody little carcasses.
... annihilated a small nest of hornets in my shed.
... murdered 10 (or 11... I lost count) flies.
Bless me PETA, for I have sinned. I await your wrath.
And just in case you missed the utterly ridiculous reference for this post, you can read about the PETA morons here.