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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Confession...

I have a confession to make. The guilt I've been feeling has been weighing on me for a few days now and I can't keep my evil deeds under wraps any longer.

OK.

Deep breath.

Here goes...

In the past 3 days I have...

... flushed 4 ticks down the toilet.
... pummeled 256 mosquitoes into bloody little carcasses.
... annihilated a small nest of hornets in my shed.
... murdered 10 (or 11... I lost count) flies.

Bless me PETA, for I have sinned. I await your wrath.

And just in case you missed the utterly ridiculous reference for this post, you can read about the PETA morons here.

22 comments:

Dave said...

...and in an ironic turn of events, I have killed 2 PETA activists. So where's all the outrage now?

Soda and Candy said...

Dear Lord PETA needs to get a life. Seriously? Flies? It's not like they're endangered!

Everyday Goddess said...

You know, if they didn't inflict so much pain I might feel sorry for them.

Stesha said...

Oh, I better not ever catch a Peta activist killing anything. I don't care if it's already dead.

Peta sucks sometimes!

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

blognut said...

Lol!

I totally back your bug murdering ways and love you all the more for it.

'Cause you and I both know that you're in charge of the all the bug murdering in our brain, and I'll be huddled in the corner singing 'Shoo Fly' until you can swear that you got 'em all.

Unknown said...

hey, i really truly know a man who apologizes to the grass before he mows it !!!! snort !

Anonymous said...

Oh Diane! How can you sleep at night!!

sherri said...

Clearly, Obama can't be trusted...
(just kidding)

How ridiculous. I won't turn you in but I'm thinking of turning in blognut in for all those mysterious dead sea cratures that just so happened to land at her feet.

A Woman Of No Importance said...

Oh, Diane - Remind me not to ask you to look after my Flea Circus? Great posting, very :) xxx

Jenera said...

My dog has single paw-edly brought around the death of no less than 15 flies, 4 moths, and several bugs of unknown origin in the last three days. Do you think PETA will be mad or since he's an animal too, they'll look the other way?

Chris said...

I say go for it! Insects suck!

And tune in to Maugeritaville on Monday morning for a complete rant on the Pathetic Ethically-Twisted A-holes (PETA).

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm just going to have to take to calling you Hitler from now on. (Too far?)

hebba said...

did you see Stephen Colbert's take on this? Hilarous! (and he thought that Obama should also aplogize to Sarah Palin for David Letterman's joke, too.)

Lee said...

You brute!

boneman said...

from a clown outfit like peta which euthanize 87% of their adoptable animal stock to condemn the President for a fly is...well.
Yeah.
Moronic!
HA!
(ps the drops on the back of the neck keep fleas AND ticks off. Really.)

boneman said...

You do realize I meant for the dog, right?

hooray said...

oh geez! Nothin' wrong with killing bugs!

Sometimes Sophia said...

Uh-oh. I must be PETA Enemy #1 in the bug department. I figure, if it has more than four legs, it's fair game. Heck, there must be two dozen spiders plotting revenge in my vacuum cleaner...

CJ said...

I'm all for humane treatment of animals, but PETA has gone off the deep end on this one.

Michelle said...

It needed to be done Diane!

Miss Caught Up said...

Peta.. I could so go off on them, considering they are animal killers themselves! hrmph!

Great post! Love it! :)

Zuzana said...

Hehe.:)
One day I too will burn for murder in insect hell.;) LOL.;))